The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction.
I was DD for my little today and alternated between driving her places and a friend’s house party while being sober (something which I didn’t mind at all, actually). I picked up my little and ended up in McDonald’s and talking about life in our driveway and next thing you know we’re in our neighbours living room—whom we’ve never met before—taking shots of fireball from the bottle and listening to bachata.
So I guess, yeah, senior year.
There was a huge line at pita pit but fuck all of them, I waltez in w/o an issue ‘cause I wanted a drunken piss. Totes kicked out a dude who forgot to lock the door, and he didn’t say anything. He just zipped up his pants and left.
Also I just want to get with Chris. And even if I couldn’t get with Chris, I wanted Alex to get with Chris (bc I totally thought it was gonna happen). SPMEONE DESVERS TO TAP THAT.
lol no. but I appreciate you trusting my abilities
Who needs men when you have cats.