Spilled soda on my laptop. Basically I wanna die.

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

roaring-softly:

I spent all day working on this silly rhyming thing for Mindy Kaling eep!

by tyler feder

tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

lookatasha: I'm almost sure the make tears mug is on amazon

bless you as well

built-by-machines: if you can't find it, you can make it! buy a white mug, draw on it with sharpie [i think the paint sharpies are the best, like the oil based ones idk] and bake it in the oven. just lurk pinterest for directions, i made them for my family's xmas presents and it was really easy!

bless you. I mean we could make our own when we’re back js

Dixie-cjick serious

goddess-river:

Women have been denied the right to vote, treated like property, sold to their spouses, raped every time it was war, misrepresented by entitled white male politicians, endangered every time they walked somewhere alone at night, denied the right to drive or be anywhere without a man, shamed for showing their faces, shamed for choosing not to show their faces for millennia, and still you think your biggest problem is that someone buys a mug that says “male tears”?

but where can I buy this mug though?

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

lunalovegouda:

When I’m trying to convince people to watch OITNB

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

Do you smoke?
- beginning of a beautiful new friendship (via coochietickler)

aamorfo:

Had to wear a youth xl shirt at work today and I can’t decide if I look really bad or really good

I’ve concluded I look fine as hell so


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